A Test Of Poe's Law

OK, which one is real?

First this:

"
Now the state’s “Committee on Energy and Environment” is proposing a law that would prohibit spending on anything that won’t set Kansas on a course to self-destruction. House Bill No. 2366 would ban all state and municipal funds for anything related to “sustainable development,” which it defines as: “development in which resource use aims to meet human needs while preserving the environment so that these needs can be met not only in the present, but also for generations to come."

Now this:

"f Earth's species were meant to change over successive generations through physical modifications resulting from the adaptation to environmental challenges, then God would have given them the genetic predisposition to select mates and reproduce based on their favorable heritable traits and their ability to thrive under changing conditions so that these advantageous qualities would be passed down and eventually encoded into the DNA of each generation of offspring," Olathe public school teacher and creationist Joyce Eckhardt said. "It's just not natural."

Some warn that the strict wording of the law could have a deleterious effect on Kansas' mostly agricultural economy, since it also prohibits all forms of man-made artificial selection, such as plant hybridization, genetic engineering, and animal husbandry. A police raid on an alleged artificial-insemination facility outside McPherson, KS on Friday resulted in the arrest of a farmer, a veterinarian, four assistants, one bull, and several dozen cows.




If this isn't textbook Poe's Law I don't know what could be.




God humans suck.

Thanks Oregon, I Feel So Honored

The state of Oregon has decided to name S. cerevisiae as the official state microbe. I hope to make everyone very happy and to work especially hard making those fine Oregon beers. Being able to eat sugar and piss ethanol makes one very popular.

I should be back to more frequent posts soon - damn real life.

The Geeks Don't Want No Freaks.

I had this issue back when I was a kid, How come I can still remember these lyrics and somehow still forget why I went to the basement? This could be a Masters thesis.

Crap, wont let me paste. Then I just have to tell you that the link goes to a blog with the 1976 classic "Keep On Trekkin" which is the Mad Magazine Star Trek musical. Far funnier and better for your sanity than this:

Welcome!

Welcome to any and all who may read this. I have been a long-time commenter and reader of many political snark blogs, although I lurk more than I comment since so often someone says what I want to better than I could phrase it. I decided to start a blog so I could have a little place to vent about stuff. I really don't care if anyone ever sees it but I welcome comments and debate as long as it's not this:

Now I can't think of to rant about. Well there is the fucking sequester - FUCK YOU TEABAGGERS!

There. Short and sweet.

Talk to you later.


ETA: This blog is a work in progress so the layout may change and I will be adding a lot more links and other goodies.