OK, which one is real?
First this:
"
Now the state’s “Committee on Energy and Environment” is proposing a
law that would prohibit spending on anything that won’t set Kansas on a
course to self-destruction. House Bill No. 2366 would ban all state and
municipal funds for anything related to “sustainable development,” which
it defines as: “development in which resource use aims to meet
human needs while preserving the environment so that these needs can be
met not only in the present, but also for generations to come."
Now this:
"f Earth's species were meant to change over successive generations
through physical modifications resulting from the adaptation to
environmental challenges, then God would have given them the genetic
predisposition to select mates and reproduce based on their favorable
heritable traits and their ability to thrive under changing conditions
so that these advantageous qualities would be passed down and eventually
encoded into the DNA of each generation of offspring," Olathe public
school teacher and creationist Joyce Eckhardt said. "It's just not
natural."
Some warn that the strict wording of the law could have a
deleterious effect on Kansas' mostly agricultural economy, since it
also prohibits all forms of man-made artificial selection, such as plant
hybridization, genetic engineering, and animal husbandry. A police raid
on an alleged artificial-insemination facility outside McPherson, KS on
Friday resulted in the arrest of a farmer, a veterinarian, four
assistants, one bull, and several dozen cows.
If this isn't textbook Poe's Law I don't know what could be.
God humans suck.
4 comments:
I'm guessing "both"
sustainable development
AGENDA 21! BLACK HELICOPTERS! U.N. SHOCK TROOPS!
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
They arrested some cows? WTF??
Just Alison, that was the fake. It's scary that nowdays satire from The Onion is indistinguishable from the real wingnuts. Can you use an ecologist down there?
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